Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Pick your favorite, daddy!
I'll help you get up, baby
I love your ideas, honey
Use this fucking slut
I've been missing out
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Is this a serious talk, mom?